Malicious Women Co. Calm The Fuck Down 9 oz Funny Soy Candle Clean Burning | Long Lasting, Sarcastic Gift | Home Fragrance Candle

Funny Calm The F*ck Down Soy Candle with Clean Burn, Long-Lasting Aroma & Stress Relief Gift
Bring humor and relaxation together with this bold, funny scented candle featuring the phrase “Calm The F*ck Down.” Designed for high-energy personalities, this sarcastic gift candle helps set the mood while adding a playful twist to any space. Infused with “Melodramatic Tendencies,” it’s perfect for anyone who needs a laugh and a moment of calm. With a wide selection of premium fragrances from vanilla-scented candle warmth to fresh botanical and fruity blends, this candle transforms stress into comfort and style. Ideal as a unique gift for women or a fun personal treat.

Made with a 100% organic soy wax candle, this clean-burning candle offers a safe, toxin-free experience with no parabens or phthalates. The cotton wick ensures a smooth, even flame and a long-lasting candle burn time of 40+ hours. Housed in a sleek amber glass jar with a black lid, it doubles as elegant home décor. Crafted with premium fragrance oils and eco-friendly materials, this candle delivers both relaxation and personality in one beautifully balanced product.

Specifications:

• Size: 9oz
• Made In: USA
• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax
• Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height
• Fragrance Options: Multiple Premium Scents Available

Benefits:
✔ Stylish reusable jar for home décor
✔ Wide range of premium scent options
✔ Eco-friendly and made from renewable sources
✔ Long-lasting fragrance for relaxation and comfort
✔ Smooth, even burn with high-quality fragrance oils
✔ Perfect funny gift candle for stress relief and humor
✔ A clean-burning candle with no toxins or harmful chemicals

This long-lasting soy candle is the perfect mix of humor, relaxation, and premium craftsmanship. Ideal as a funny gift candle or self-care essential, it delivers a calming glow with a bold personality. Designed for those who love expressive décor, it works beautifully as a home fragrance candle in any space. Light it up, unwind, and let the soothing scent and sarcastic charm turn any stressful moment into pure relaxation.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.