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Perfect as a gift for her, housewarming present, or unique décor piece, it brings both laughter and luxury aroma into any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 9oz soy candle offers 40+ hours of burn time with a toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free formula for a safe home fragrance experience. Explore luxury-inspired scents like Oakmoss \u0026amp; Amber, Espresso Yo’ Self, Lemon Drop Martini, and Santal \u0026amp; Black Cardamom to match any mood or season. Ideal for bathroom, bedroom, or living room ambiance, this hand poured candle enhances relaxation while adding personality and aesthetic charm to your space. A perfect balance of humor, quality, and premium home fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLid Color: \u003c\/strong\u003eBlack\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVessel Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amber\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand Poured \u003c\/strong\u003ein USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Malicious Women Co.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time: \u003c\/strong\u003e40+ Hours Approx\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural (No Dyes)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton (Lead \u0026amp; Zinc Free)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Soy Candle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9oz (2.75\" W x 3.5\" H with lid)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eToxin-Free, \u003c\/strong\u003eParaben-Free, Phthalate-Free\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBenefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔ Eco-friendly and sustainable soy wax formulation\u003cbr\u003e✔ Adds humor and personality to modern home décor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Works as a perfect home fragrance candle for any room\u003cbr\u003e✔ Long-lasting scent with premium essential fragrance oils\u003cbr\u003e✔ Ideal gift for her, birthdays, and housewarming occasions\u003cbr\u003e✔ Provides a clean burning candle experience with no harmful toxins\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring humor and comfort together with this premium soy candle, crafted for clean burning and long-lasting fragrance performance. 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