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This 9oz soy wax candle is hand-poured using 100% organic soy wax, delivering a smooth, clean burn with long-lasting fragrance. Designed as a unique gift idea, it makes the perfect funny gift, gift for friends, or standout piece in your home decor candle collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused With My Favorite Grammar Nerd, this scented candle for home offers a premium fragrance experience with over 40+ hours of burn time. Choose from popular scents like Vanilla Crumbcake, Espresso Yo’ Self, Sage \u0026amp; Sea Salt, and more to match your mood. Made with a lead-free cotton wick and clean fragrance oils, this aromatherapy candle ensures a toxin-free burn. 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