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Crafted from 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a long-lasting fragrance experience with over 40 hours of burn time. Choose from a wide range of aromatherapy candle scents like Vanilla Crumbcake, Sage \u0026amp; Sea Salt, and Oakmoss \u0026amp; Amber to match your mood and space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal as a gift for men and women, this luxury soy candle fits perfectly in offices, bedrooms, or relaxation spaces. Its toxin-free formula ensures a non-toxic candle experience, free from parabens and phthalates, making it safe for everyday use. Whether you're looking for a funny work gift, a stress relief candle, or a home fragrance candle, this versatile product delivers both style and performance. The amber glass jar adds a modern aesthetic, making it a perfect addition to any décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLid Color: B\u003c\/strong\u003elack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVessel Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand-poured\u003c\/strong\u003e in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Malicious Women Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time: \u003c\/strong\u003eApprox. 40+ hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Color: \u003c\/strong\u003eNatural (No Dyes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton (Lead \u0026amp; Zinc Free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multiple Scents Available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9 oz (2.75\" diameter x 3.5\" height with lid)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Type: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% Organic Soy Wax (USA-grown)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for Men \u0026amp; Women, Home, Office, Relaxation, Gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a bold touch of personality and comfort to your space with this premium scented soy candle designed for both humor and relaxation. The long-lasting candle offers a clean, even burn while filling your environment with rich, inviting fragrance. Perfect for home décor, office use, aromatherapy, and gifting, this eco-friendly candle suits every lifestyle. Whether you need a stress relief candle, a funny gift idea, or a luxury home fragrance, this product delivers exceptional quality and versatility for men and women alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. 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