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Whether you prefer a vanilla scented candle or something more vibrant and fruity, there’s a scent to match every personality and space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with 100% organic soy wax candle materials, this candle delivers a clean burning candle experience free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates. The lead-free cotton wick ensures an even, long-lasting burn of over 40 hours. Encased in a sleek amber jar with a modern black lid, it doubles as stylish décor for desks, homes, or offices. 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