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A perfect unique gift for men and women, it adds personality to any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with 100% organic soy wax candle, this clean burning candle ensures a safe, eco-friendly experience free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates. The lead-free cotton wick provides a smooth, even flame with a long lasting candle burn time of 40+ hours. Housed in a modern amber glass jar with a black lid, it doubles as stylish home décor. Designed for relaxation, gifting, and everyday enjoyment, this candle combines humor, quality, and premium fragrance oils in one unforgettable product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e9oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade In:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLid Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVessel Color: \u003c\/strong\u003eAmber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time: \u003c\/strong\u003e40+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural (No Dyes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton (Lead \u0026amp; Zinc Free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Organic Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/strong\u003e2.75\" Diameter x 3.5\" Height\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Options: \u003c\/strong\u003eMultiple Premium Scents Available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBenefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔ Wide range of premium scent options\u003cbr\u003e✔ Stylish reusable jar for home or office décor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Long-lasting fragrance for extended relaxation\u003cbr\u003e✔ Eco-friendly and made from renewable sources\u003cbr\u003e✔ Smooth, even burn with high-quality fragrance oils\u003cbr\u003e✔ Perfect military gift candle with humor and meaning\u003cbr\u003e✔ Clean burning candle with no toxins or harmful chemicals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis long lasting soy candle blends humor, nostalgia, and premium quality into one standout piece. Perfect as a funny military gift candle or personal décor item, it delivers a relaxing glow with a clean, soothing fragrance. Designed for those who appreciate sarcasm and style, it doubles as a home fragrance candle that fits any space. Light it up, unwind, and enjoy a scent experience that combines personality, comfort, and eco-friendly craftsmanship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. 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